Obama Joke of the Day
Posted By Vicki McClure Davidson on April 14, 2009
By Vicki McClure Davidson * Frugal Café Blog Zone
I found this joke on the blog site Obi’s Sister, and it made me laugh, so I just had to share it.
While on the presidential campaign trail of 2008…
Little Suzy had a box of very small kittens that she was trying to give away, so she had them out on the street corner with a sign “FREE KITTENS” next to them.
Suddenly a big line of big black cars came up with a policeman on a motorcycle in front.
The cars all stopped and a man stepped out from the biggest car. It was Sen. Barack Obama.
“Hi, little girl, what do you have there in the box?” he asked.
“Kittens,” Little Suzy said. “They’re so small, their eyes are not even open yet.”
“What kind of kittens are they?” he asked.
“Democrats,” said Little Suzy.
The man smiled his famous smile, returned to his car, and they drove away.
Sensing a good photo opportunity, Sen. Obama called his campaign manager and told him about the little girl and the kittens. It was planned that they would return the next day, have all the media there, and tell everyone about these great kittens.
The next day, Little Suzy was standing out on the corner with her box of kittens with the “FREE KITTENS” sign. The long motorcade of black cars pulled up with all the vans and trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS, and CNN.
Everyone had their cameras ready and then, Sen. Obama got out of his limo and walked up to Little Suzy.
“Now, don’t be frightened,” he said, “Remember me from yesterday? I just want you to tell all these nice news people just what kind of kittens you’re giving away today.”
“Yes, sir,” Suzy said, “They are all REPUBLICAN kittens.”
Taken by surprise, Sen. Obama said, “But yesterday, you told me that they were DEMOCRATS.”
Little Suzy said, “Yes, I know. But today, they have their eyes open.”
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The post link below hasn’t much to do with the above joke, but I just discovered this great conservative blog and since it cracked me up, felt this link would be right at home tucked in on this post.
‘Okie’ on the Lam: WaPo Says Obama Passes First Security Test? What About Tests 2 — 6? Not So Much!
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