Janeane Garofalo: Get Some Help for Your Hate, Honey
Posted By Vicki McClure Davidson on April 18, 2009
By Vicki McClure Davidson * Frugal Café Blog Zone
Saturday morning… shaping up to being a beautiful day here in sunny, cool (for now) Arizona. As I sip my super-caffeinated java, I can’t quite enjoy the morning. I can’t totally shake my concern and anger at an unbalanced statist from Hollywood who has spewed gallons of bigoted bile all over me (figuratively) in her recent interviews, has marginalized and attacked me, as well as my millions of like-minded, patriotic, conservative compadres throughout America.
Yes, I watched that hateful video again, knowing full well I should not have.
Janeane Garofalo, you’re a mess, girl.

Why the hate? Janeane Garofalo, poster child for statism, racism, bigotry, & hate of all conservatives
A hate-filled, quivering mess of irrational emotions and teenage angst, desperately wanting to sound cool and smart by attacking millions of people in this country who don’t follow your hateful liberal ideology. And I’m not even sure what you believe in, just know what you despise, because that’s all you talk about. So, why all the hate?
Many liberals I know don’t want anything to do with your poisonous crap, either. Some fear you being unsupervised near sharp objects or small, defenseless animals.
I’m not alone in my assessment.
I was reading an interview on the Village Voice online this morning… a recent interview with you where proudly, you boasted that you had snubbed Rush Limbaugh when he visited the set of 24. Good grief, what’s with that nonsense? Are you 12? Did the more popular kids in school pick on you or mock you, so now, you’re lashing back at anything that will make you (or, so you think) be accepted by those mean popular kids? Did you not get enough love or self-esteem boosting as a child? Is that it, Janeane?
Oh, and her proud snub of Rush never happened. She made it up. Taking pages from the Joe Biden Liar’s Handbook now, are we? Tsk, tsk.
Village Voice: Janeane Garofalo Interview:
While on the set of 24, quote: “When Rush Limbaugh visited the set, and when Lynne Cheney visited the set, I refused to have my picture taken with them or meet them or anything. …And, to tell you the truth, I doubt that Lynne Cheney even knew who I was…”
Well, that last sentence resonates with a booming ring of truth. Most of America doesn’t know who you are, either.
UPDATE: A caller in Pennsylvania to Rush Limbaugh’s April 21 radio show brought up his anger and disappointment about Garofolo’s comments about tea party attendees being racists. He said he had, at that point, attended four, and that people of all races attended these. Rush then brought up Garofalo’s statement that she had refused to be photographed with him when he visited the 24 set. The problem with that, said Rush, was that he has not visited the set in years, since Season 4, when Kim Raver was on as Jack Bauer’s love interest and the locale was CTU. The show is now in Season 7. “I don’t know what to make about that, except that she’s lying through her teeth,” said Rush. He said he would not have ever asked to meet her. And, he was amused that her big fat pathetic lie for attention worked, as it was grabbed up by all sorts of liberal media, who congratulated her on being so rude to him. You’re allowed to roll your eyes…
Big Dogs House observed, “Garofalo was on the Keith Olberdouche show so that means she is getting more exposure from blogs than she did on the show because hardly anyone watches it.”
Morgan Warstler of Big Hollywood wrote a hilarious article in January 2009, titled “The Janeane Garofalo Tax Credit.” It offers a unique explanation as to why liberals are liberals and Warstler proposes a Celebrity Windfall Tax. You must read his whole brilliant piece, but here’s its four-word summation: TOO.MUCH.POODLE.GUILT
From Canada Free Press:
Janeane Garofalo says this is all about hatred for a black president. My question is what has she done for black people? Has she donated to the United Negro College Fund, hired a black maid over an illegal? Aside from talk, what the hell has she done?
As far as this all being about “hating” the president, I’m going to use another part of my malformed brain utilizing memory.
In 1994 when the Republicans won control of the House and Senate for the first time in 40 years, the left was demanding we went slow. Don’t implement all of those conservative reforms too quickly. The American people aren’t used to change. Now that their guy, Barack Obama, has made so many drastic changes in such a short amount of time, conservatives are just supposed to shut the f**k up because Janeane Garofalo says so?
Also, liberal Democrats like her claim to care so much about black people, but the proof just ain’t there.
Janeane, while your frothing hate of conservatives was toned down in the Village Voice interview, we still have that sterling gem of an interview with Keith Olbermann on “Countdown.” You know, where you try to come off like Albert Einstein or Bill Nye the Science Guy, discussing, with ignorant conviction, the detrimental misfiring in the brains of conservatives… this, per you, accounts for and proves why all conservatives are genetically predisposed to be morons. And why all conservatives are racist. Why anyone attending a tax protest tea party is angry that a black man is in the White House, including all blacks and other minorities who attended a tax protest.
Ah, yes, we remember… here’s a link to yesterday’s post that contains that delightful video for those who missed it the first time.
Warning to Frugal Café readers: You may feel a need to take a shower after viewing it.
Janeane, you really need to get professional help with disarming your out-of-control hate; it’s getting scary and potentially dangerous. Below are a handful of critical comments that were posted by Village Voice readers following your interview (the English teacher in me wanted to fix all the pesky misspellings and dangling modifiers, but I resisted that temptation and didn’t proof anything in the quotes below).
Steve says:
According to a piece at Hotair, quoting Limbaugh, this incident never occured.
Apparently Ms. Garofalo made the whole thing up. If true (or false) this lady needs some professional help…as do all those who agree with her bigoted views and hateful perspectives.
Friedman’s Ghost:
If Ms Garafalo can be bothered to stop screaming and take her fingers out of her ears she might hear some things of interest or at least become educated on the issues at hand. We are all going to be hearing a great deal about M1 or money supply in the future and if she were to listen rather than talk, she might learn why that is important.Based on her comments we know that Garafalo is prejudiced bigot and a segregationist to boot. But she will be given a pass on her intolerance because her narrow mindedness is not based on skin color or religion and her views fall within the current orthodoxy.
suzee says:
Actually, I feel sorry for her. She’s obviously miserable, and just trying to belong somewhere, wherever she’ll be accepted. She’s just chosen the ‘side’ that doesn’t expect anything more than what she has to offer.Interesting take on Ms Garofalo. Your description makes me think of that 80′s song by the Motels. Maybe Ms. Garofalo is one of the lonely…and as the lyrics said in the song,”Only the lonely can play.”
Sort of sad and pitiful I must say.
John D says:
I’ve watched 24 a couple of time, but found it patently ridiculous. I don’t recall noticing Garofalo but then she’s not that noticable.
She is a good example of the utter self-absorbant attitude of many who make up the “left’. Their “humor” consists of hurling abuse at whoever dared to disagree with them today. At least with Rush you can get an idea of the reason he disagrees with people. Garofalo just dislikes people because they disagree with her.
With Rush you can present an argument and challenge facts. I have heard people do that to him numerous times. With Garafalo and her ilk it’s just them yelling “Shut Up!!” over and over again.
No thought, no reasoning, just bile.
No wonder she was afraid to meet with Rush or Lynne Cheney. They might have had a discussion with her. She wouldn’t have been able to shout them down or turn off their mics. In a battle of wits she is only half armed.
Dave says:
Funny how only right wingers can be nut jobs, but not left wingers.
ClassicFilm says:
There was a time, long ago, that Garofalo was funny. Like Rosie O’Donnell or Roseanne, who were also funny. Which, gosh, for comedians, is an imperative. Now, so filled with enraged hate and desperate self-importance, none of these women are funny anymore. They’re pitiable. If being a bigot or conservative hater was profitable, Garofalo’s movies wouldn’t be landing in the bargain DVD bin at WalMart.Concerning your arrogant “snub” of Rush Limbaugh (which sounds like a Joe Biden “fish story”), it reminds me of a horrible time in our nation’s history when bigoted white performers would not appear with blacks on the same stage, or drink from the same drinking fountain. You aren’t cutting edge in your hate, Janeane… hating a group of people for no reason is easy. Or, was Dr. Martin Luther King wrong?
Your role on 24 is inconsequential, as are your anti-American opinions. I’ll bet 90 percent of filmgoers can’t name two of your flop films, Janeane. Calling all conservatives stupid for wanting to protect our Constitution and protest the spending in Washington is another nail in your coffin to being in the unemployment lines.
Give peace a chance.
William Messer says:
Question: Who in this world did she blackmail to get her gig on 24? She adds nothing to the show except “lost viewers”. I change channels during her scenes. Time for her to crawl back in her wacko lib hole in the ground or wherever she crawled out of.
John says:
Garofalo is so out of touch with reality its pathetic. Does nobody else find it extremely racist and insulting that she calls black republicans uncle toms? These delusional left-wingnuts hate the constitution seeing as how they try to silence anybody that doesn’t agree with them.
Allahdad Nazif says:
After reading this cute little interview with Ms. Garafalo, I think I’m finally willing to concede universal health care. But, if and only if it pays for the psychotropic prescriptions for and mental health treatment of Ms. Garafalo and the millions of other mentally ill liberals out there. Funny, as I was reading Ms. Garafalo’s comments, I sensed a faint odor of ammonia and urine. Did anyone else pick that up?
SickDrJoe says:
Funny stuff from the Left’s #1 demented hag. So Limbaugh and Lynne Cheney are Evil Incarnate and Creatures To Be Shunned…..but their good buddy Surnow? He’s “completely right wing”, of course, but hey, he signs her checks, so he’s probably just – well – faking his politics. “He has to stick with the story as is given to him, by the people he hangs out with”…..y’know, to get along with everybody else in Hollywood. Yeah – that’s probably it!Didja catch her on COUNTDOWN tonight? The world’s oldest campus progressive ramped up the rhetoric a little higher….now everyone who deviates from the DNC program is simply a flat-out dangerous hate-filled racist, end of story. I wonder what’s preventing her from taking her reasoning to its logical conclusion and demanding mandatory fingerprinting and FBI surveillance of conservatives. I suppose she’s still waiting for the last few 24 checks to clear.
What a woman. Courage and gimlet-eyed pragmatism!
Fletch247 says:
It reminds me of that old 60′s statement by libs,”I love mankind but I hate people.” or something like that. Ms. Garbagelo indulges herself in the typical libs rhetorical tricks. “Let’s discuss the Presidents budget,” I say. Her response is “you’re a racist.” Obviously the discussion can go nowhere from there and they know it.The mental illness they are in possession of is called by Freud, “Projection.” Check out what they accuse conservatives of. It is almost always what they themselves do or want to do. Since the “New Deal” and the “Great “Society” the answer is to throw more money at it, i.e. educational system, poverty, criminal justice system etc. How,s that workin for ya.The definition of insanity– keeping doing the same thing over and over (and increasing the busget) and expecting a different result.
Darrell says:
Only thing is, Rush wasn’t on the set. Garafalo lied about the whole thing.
Jim says:
Janeane,
Please double check your schedule. Rush notes he has not been on the set when you were there. I’m sure it was just a misunderstanding.
http://radioequalizer.blogspot.com/
Amos says:
What a shrill, hateful, classless little bitch. Grow up, Garofalo.
DarkMetal says:
I have been doing my own psychoanalysis on Janeane Garofolo recently, and have come to some conclusions about her mental state:She has tremendous self hatred that she aims at those she cannot fathom; When faced by her supposed Conservative tormentors, she finds she fears them, and this morphs into hatred.
Illusions of self grandeur: Garofolo likes to use a few terms to sound brainy but never shows us any real knowledge. She uses a few terms she has learned like “Limbic brain” to affect this goal, but knows that many know she is likely both socially and mentally retarded in some respects. She hates Conservatives because they are not afraid to point this fact out.
Social Agoraphobia: Janeane refuses to talk to anyone outside of her sphere of Leftist friends. She fears contact with intellects that might dispel her silly notions, and uses words like “Racist” “Teabagger” and other terms to try to keep them from actually engaging her in even to most respectful discussions.
All in all, Janeane Garofolo is Leftism taken to the Nth degree: hatred of those who deny your beliefs, extreme intolerance, factual disregard and an overextended God complex.
Get some help, Janeane…
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More related reading on the lamentable Janeane:
Logistics Monster: Today’s AYFKM? Award Goes To Janeane Garofalo
Say Anything: North Dakota’s Most Popular Political Blog: Janeane Garofalo: Tea Parties Were All About “White Power’
Greg Gutfield, Big Hollywood: Daily Gut: Angry Chicks Against Ladies
Big Dogs House: Tea Party Protesters Are Racists, Stevie Wonder Could Have Seen This Coming
Sullivan, Big Hollywood: Garofalo Trashes ‘Tea-Baggers’ as ‘White Power Movement’ Led By Limbaugh, Beck…
John T. Simpson, Big Hollywood: Official: Dissent Now Unpatriotic
Canada Free Press: Janeane Garofalo and Keith Olbermann ARE THE RACISTS; Garofalo: Tea Partiers Are Racists
Morgan Warstler, Andrew Breitbart Presents Big Hollywood: The Janeane Garofalo Tax Credit
Alfonzo Rachel, Big Hollywood: Has Janeane Seen This?
The Radio Equalizer, Brian Maloney: Former Air America Host Once Again Shooting Off Mouth | HOLLYWOOD’S TOXIC ASSET
Normal USA: Janeane Garofalo’s Racist Remarks to Black Conservatives. Where’s the Outrage?
Andrea Peyser, Big Hollywood: Celebutard of the Week: Janeane Garofalo
Olbermann Watch: Red Eye Rips Keith Olbermann and Janeane Garofalo!
Noel Sheppard, NewsBusters: Garofalo: Tea Party Goers Are Racists Who Hate Black President
Founding Bloggers: Hypocrisy, Thy Name Is Janeane
Amanda Carpenter, The Washington Times: Liberal actress says tea parties were racist
Alvaro Alvillar, Big Hollywood: Acceptable Hate Mongering?
Jeffrey Jena, Big Hollywood: Wanted: Hate Mail From Liberals
Tim Slagle, Big Hollywood: Mainstream Media: Only Conservatives Are Sore Losers
Celestial Lands: Why Janeane Garofalo is Dangerously Wrong
American Power: Janeane Garofalo on Conservatives
Michelle Malkin: Hey, Janeane G.: Come on down!and An invitation to Janeane Garofalo and $%^&*!!: Civility and tolerance in the Age of Obama and Janeane Garofalo, meet Katrina Pierson and The Janeane Garofalo of academia
Eric Golub, Big Hollywood: From Susan Boyle to Janeane Garofalo
Obama Exposure: Janeane Garofalo: ODS Expositor You are a Racist and So Are All of You Tea Party Folks!
What Would Toto Watch?: Garofalo: Chock full of hate
Freedom Eden: Janeane Garofalo and Keith Olbermann: Racist Tea Party Goers
Dprogram.net, Countering Propaganda: Video: Actress Janeane Garofalo Slams 9/11 Commission’s ‘Pitiful’ Investigation
Greg Gutfeld, Big Hollywood: Daily Gut: Janeane and Prejean
Autographed Letter Signed: Obamacrat Liberals and Phony Claims of Tea Party Racism
Bug Drivel: Janeane Garofalo believes anyone who attended a tea party is a redneck racist and those on the right… well, they aren’t in their right mind
Andrew Breitbart, Big Hollywood: Big Hollywood Crew Joins Tea Party Protest and Question Democratic Authority? Not!
Real Weird Politics: Janeane Garofalo claims all teabaggers are racists, delegitimizes real criticism
Conservatism Today: Janeane Garofalo Opens Mouth, Hilarity Ensues
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I’ve been a fan of Michelle Malkin’s conservative political blog for almost a year now (yes, late bloomer), so I was delighted to have stumbled on a number of articles Malkin wrote about/against Garofalo back in 2005. Yes, Janeane “Conservative-Eating Dragon Woman” Garofalo was a moronic, liberal annoyance even four years ago. Here are the links… enjoy the romp down “Memory Lane with Janeane.”
HEIL JANEANE!
THE AIR AMERICA LOOPHOLE
AIR DEADBEAT: THE SAGA CONTINUES
AIR AMERICA: GROVELING FOR CASH
HOLLERING BACK AT JANEANE GAROFALO

HAHA- This Bitch is NUTS. I saw this posted on the anti-Liberal Site NORMALUSA.ORG and IDIOTSFOROBAMA.COM Great site!
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This little 5 foot twerp needs to end her misery (and ours ), and kill herself. Or maybe some stalker will do that. Oh wait,… she probably doesn’t have any stalkers . She just isn’t that important , attractive, or interesting enough!
How dare this vile low class , untalented wanna-be politician, say that anyone that doesn’t agree wth Obama’s politics or don’t think he walks on water, (as she and her vitrious liberal cronies do) , are bigoted and racist and don’t like blacks, proves how really out of touch she is. He is not liked by the right beause of his socilist marxist ideas. He is not revered because he poses a great threat toward America’s demise. He IS the great TAXER. And his way is dangerous. He is ignorant when he bows down to the saudi president. He is naive when he voices wanting to sit down with despots, men who are murderers of their own people, men who hate us and want us dead. He made a statement that America is NOT a christian nation That we are a diverse nation, and christianity is only a small part of what America is. He better check the statistics on that one. He may Wish that were so, but fortunatly it is not. He is proving already how bad he will really be, and how the hate of listening to “satans man” jeremiah wright for 20 years has really come home to roost in his mind. Wake up Americans ,and fear this man, observe the people he is surrounding himself with, and keep your eyes and ears open to the things that he has planned for our nation. He will try to take us down from within. We must quash his “dreams” before that happens.
Well Boots you don’t hold anything back do you? What don’t you say what you really feel?
Janeane Barafalo (and she really does make me want to barf) [admin edit inappropriate text here] How insignificant is this aging, (trying so hard to hold onto some reason for going on), so not funny, little tiny dweeb? She doesn’t make me laugh. It’s like watching a teacup chihuahua, trying to take on a great dane in a fight . Now that makes me laugh.! OooooH shes so mean and bad. OOOOh she is so ridiculous and that makes me really laugh.
I find this amusing and slightly ironic that Garafolo is from the extreme left and probably would say putting a jihadist near a pig would be torture chose to be a key role in 24. I’m not sure if she watched the first 6 seasons, but to me — that would be like James Dobson playing the role of an abortionist in a movie. Sure, everyone can act a part that is different… but to play a part in a movie that portrays life and death decisions to save millions using eye plucking, finger cutting, drug injecting, electro shocking and water boarding to obtain the info is just wild.
Maybe she’ll be put in the tough position next year and be forced to make a tough call by the producers. Interesting to see what she would do then.