Posted By Vicki McClure Davidson on August 3, 2009

Yet another cry for attention... statist hate-monger Janeane Garofalo again bashes conservatives and tea party attendees

Some years ago, there was a boy named Ryder in my daughter’s kindergarten class. He was being raised by just his dad (don’t know if Mom abandoned him or died). Sweet, cute little kid with long hair drooping in front of his eyes, but frantic for attention. Any kind of attention. Gads, he’d get into trouble at school. EVERY day.

I volunteered to chaperon the annual kindergarten class trip to the zoo. Ryder was put in my small assigned group of kids to ride herd over. Other moms warned me about how naughty he’d be, how wild, how disrespectful.

Before we left the school parking lot, I gathered my little chicks, including the fidgety Ryder, together for a quick “team pow-wow.” I explained how much fun we’d have at the zoo if we followed some rules, and I quickly listed off about five of them (staying with the group was a biggie). They all solemnly repeated the rules. As we were being beckoned onto the bus, I made my final statement: “Just to keep us all aware of the rules, I’m putting Ryder in charge as my deputy. Ryder, do you mind being in charge of making sure our group remember all the rules?’

Yeah, you know what happened then… happy day at the zoo, happy little boy (who hugged me a few times), glowering daughter who thought she would have made a better zoo deputy. And the kids got to see the lions mating… an overall cool day at the zoo.

I bring this story up because, well, I think Janeane Garofalo needs to be made a deputy of SOMETHING.

Poor ding-bat liberal has failed at comedy AGAIN (being unfunny is likely the core of her problem), and so, like a crumpled paper cup floating out to sea, does what she thinks she does best to get back to shore and back into the clammy warmth of the D-lister Hollywood statist spotlight: get into outrageous trouble by mouthing off about whatever will get her the most media attention.

Since Garofalo enjoyed being the shocking foul-mouthed, conservative-bashing, tea-party-trashing, race-baiting miscreant a few months back, heck, LET’S DO IT AGAIN!

So, I suggest someone make her a deputy of something important-sounding, but not actually important. This could placate her hateful statist foul mouth and desperate need for attention for, oh, at least a year.

Or, Sean Hannity could just take her to the zoo and leave her in the lion’s exhibit… just kidding.

Word to FOX network: Please kill off Janeane’s frumpy, whiny, non-essential character on 24 next season. Something gruesome in the first two minutes of the season’s opener, preferably. Garofalo herself told The Guardian recently that she went for the role because she needed a job and said, “Objectively speaking, I don’t think my character served any purpose.”

FOX, no one will miss her and your ratings will skyrocket. You’re welcome.

(Warning: strong language in Noel Sheppard’s Newsbuster write-up).

Garofalo Attacks Tea Partiers Again: ‘Racist Backward Motherf**kers’
Newsbusters
By Noel Sheppard
August 1, 2009

After bombing on stage at England’s Latitude festival a few weeks ago, Janeane Garofalo apparently decided to go back to what she’s best at: vulgarly attacking faceless Americans whose political opinions she disagrees with.

Having called the April 15 Tea Party goers “a bunch of teabagging rednecks” on MSNBC’s “Countdown,” Garofalo’s encore was to tell a British newspaper that “These people are called ‘racially sensitive’, what they should be called is racist, backward motherf**kers.”

As reported by Britain’s Guardian Saturday (obvious vulgarity warning):

Over in the US, she’s recently found herself at the centre of one of those five-minute media storms, in this case due to her claims that the “Tea Party” demonstrators against Obama were nothing more than “teabagging rednecks”. She’s absolutely unrepentant. “F**king redneck douchebaggery. Unmitigated douchebaggery. Why are they holding signs that say, ‘Whatchoo talking about, Willis?’ These people are called ‘racially sensitive’, what they should be called is racist, backward motherf**kers.”

Makes you wonder if she kisses her mother with that mouth.

Regardless, there was some interesting hypocrisy in her comments concerning Tea Partiers given what was revealed a few paragraphs prior:

Janeane Garofalo is talking about how it felt to have her head blown off by Trey Parker and Matt Stone in Team America: World Police. “I didn’t like that at all,” says the actor and comedian. “I didn’t see it, but I know about it. The only upside to it was I was given far more credit for being famous that I’ve ever been given in my life.” A long-standing opponent of the war in Iraq and the Bush administration, Garofalo was portrayed in the movie as an empty-headed harpy, joining Alec Baldwin and Tim Robbins as appeasing stooges to North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il.

“What am I getting my head blown off for? For speaking out against an immoral, illegal and unjustified invasion and occupation? What they did was cowardly. To try and get yourself off the hook by saying we’re equal-opportunity offenders, it doesn’t mean shit to me.”

So, Parker and Stone were “cowardly” for attacking her for “speaking out against an immoral, illegal and unjustified invasion and occupation” by the previous Administration. BUT, it’s okay for her to viciously go after Americans she doesn’t know and never has met who are speaking out against the policies of the current Administration.

Everyone get that?

Of course, what would a Janeane Garofalo interview be without the obligatory attack on Fox News?

“Fox News is like an infection. Unfortunately, there are people that get their news there, and they vote…They only book people who are easy to mock and marginalise. I kind of thought, ‘Someone’s got to do it.’ But talking to those assholes is a drag. It’s a drag meeting the same assholes from high school when you’re 40.”

Strangely I quite agree with her last comment, though not likely in a fashion she’d appreciate.

Jeffrey Jena, Big Hollywood: Obama Tortures Me Every Day and Wanted: Hate Mail From Liberals
Jeff Poor, NewsBusters: Garofalo: Tea Party Protesters ‘Functionally Retarded Adults’; Says ‘I Want My Country Back’ Code for ‘I Want My White Guy Back’
Brian Jennings, Big Hollywood: Muzzling CNN’s Lou Dobbs
Chicks On The Right: Janeane Garofalo Believes I Am A Racist, Neurologically-Challenged Stockholm Syndrome Victim
John Nolte, Big Hollywood: ‘jOker’: When the Left’s Scared They Scream ‘Racist’
Andrea Peyser, Big Hollywood: Celebutard of the Week: Janeane Garofalo
Hot Air: Is America a conservative nation? and Garofalo: No, seriously, tea partiers are racists and Tool who said Fox News is “worse than Al Qaeda”: Hey, let’s “quarantine” Fox News’s hate speech and Sweet: GE chairman confronted about MSNBC bias at shareholders’ meeting (includes Bill O’Reilly video against Garofalo & GE)
Alfonzo Rachel, Big Hollywood: Hollywood Bigots in Black and White
Bug Drivel: Janeane Garofalo believes anyone who attended a tea party is a redneck racist and those on the right… well, they aren’t in their right mind
Tim Slagle, Big Hollywood: Mainstream Media: Only Conservatives Are Sore Losers
The Entreblog!: Janeane Garofalo Hates Racism…Sometimes
Conservatism Today: Janeane Garofalo Opens Mouth, Hilarity Ensues
Say Anything: North Dakota’s Most Popular Political Blog: Janeane Garofalo: Tea Parties Were All About “White Power’
Big Hollywood: Rosie O’Donnell Calls Elisabeth Hasselbeck a ‘Tw*t’
Andrew Breitbart, Big Hollywood: Question Democratic Authority? Not!
Big Dogs House: Tea Party Protesters Are Racists, Stevie Wonder Could Have Seen This Coming
Orson Bean, Big Hollywood: Insatiable Extremism: Where Right and Left Meet
Normal USA, Idiots for Obama: Janeane Garofalo’s Racist Remarks to Black Conservatives. Where’s the Outrage?
Sullivan, Big Hollywood: Garofalo Trashes ‘Tea-Baggers’ as ‘White Power Movement’ Led By Limbaugh, Beck…
Alfonzo Rachel, Big Hollywood: Has Janeane Seen This?
Charlie Nathan, The Masters Opinion Blog: Janeane Garofalo Jumps the Shark!
Legal Insurrection: When Fascism Comes To America, It Will Look Like Tea Party Crashers
Eric Golub, Big Hollywood: From Susan Boyle to Janeane Garofalo
Kevin Tracy: Janeane Garofalo Has Opened My Eyes: I’ve Been A Racist AND SO HAVE YOU!
Real Weird Politics: Janeane Garofalo claims all teabaggers are racists, delegitimizes real criticism
Obama Exposure: Janeane Garofalo: ODS Expositor You are a Racist and So Are All of You Tea Party Folks!
Frugal Café Blog Zone: Exposing Left-Wing Lunacy: Mark Levin, Lou Dobbs Rip Apart Janeane Garofalo, Keith Olbermann, & MSNBC for Conservative Hate Talk
American Thinker: Mark Levin’s Liberty and Tyranny: A Conservative Manifesto
Autographed Letter Signed: Obamacrat Liberals and Phony Claims of Tea Party Racism
Greg Gutfeld, Big Hollywood: Daily Gut: It’s the Media Ginning Up Racial Hatred
Michelle Malkin: SEIU’s new attack video on “Teabaggers” and Tea Party-bashers gone wild and When they can’t attack the message… and “He talks endlessly of moderation yet does not appear to live in the real world.” and Audio clip of the day and An Invitation to Janeane Garofalo and $%^&*!!: Civility and tolerance in the Age of Obama and The Janeane Garofalo of academia
Eject Eject Eject, PajamasMedia: What Media Bias Really Costs the Republic

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