Funniest Tweets of the Week: Political Pundit Jim Geraghty on Democrats… Pure Gold!
Posted By Vicki McClure Davidson on March 5, 2010
OK, I know Barack “Nose Picker” Obama, “Dingy” Harry Reid, Janet “Incompetano” Napolitano, Nancy “Where’s My Scepter” Pelosi, and the rest of the Democrats in Washington, DC aren’t inherently funny, but some of these tweets from National Review Online journalist Jim Geraghty are hilarious, almost knee slappers. Here are a handful of my favorite Twitter releases from him this past week.
Gold, pure gold! While they may not strike you as particularly funny, and Jim may not have meant them to be either, humor is in the eye of the beholder.
Also, it’s pretty dang tough being funny about power-grabbing, Constitution-dismantling politicians when you’re limited to just 140 characters. You try it sometime.
Keep ‘em coming, Jim… if we didn’t laugh at this ongoing chaos and outrage from our misguided, tone-deaf politicians once in a while, we’d most certainly cry.
Reid says our jobs numbers are “really good’: I haven’t felt this reassured since Janet Napolitano told us “the system worked.”
Stop pushing, stop shouting. Will all House Democrats who are retiring please form a single, orderly line? Thank you.
Eight pro-life House Democrats who can end their careers by voting for health care: http://tinyurl.com/ygwjbht
When the stimulus passed, no lawmaker said he would be greeting an unemployment rate staying flat at 9.7% as “really good” news.
Strange. The plastic figures on my desk suddenly started writing checks to Sue Lowden and Danny Tarkanian. http://tinyurl.com/yjpjpco
“Look, John, we’re not campaigning anymore. Now excuse me, I’m going to hold rallies in Philly & St. Louis.” http://tinyurl.com/yh2mf4w
(banging head against desk like that piano-playing muppet)
It’s tough to tell the real “I can’t support this bill” House members from the “I want my brother to be a federal judge” ones.
“The chance of getting enough Democrats to vote for this after Easter is not realistic.” He works in mysterious ways, huh?
Massa is easily the most shocking Democrat retirement in the past ten days.
Captain Cold Shoulder: Sounds like Michael McMahon of New York won’t join Pelosi’s Suicide Squad. http://tinyurl.com/yz9gwqn
Related reading:
Confederate Yankee: Issa Report Forces Administration’s Propaganda Retreat
Gateway Pundit: Another Dem Success Story: LA Spends $111 Million in Stimulus Cash to Create 55 Jobs and Harry Reid: “It’s a Good Day. Only 36,000 People Lost Their Jobs” (Video) and Harry Reid to Obama: “Lay Off Vegas” and Another Blow to Dems; GOP Rep Will Delay Retirement to Vote Against Obamacare (Update) and The More Obama Talks Health Care – The More It Sucks (Video)
Weasel Zippers: Wow. Just Wow: Ohio Sen. Sherrod Brown Threatens GOP: ‘If They’re Going To Try To Filibuster…They’re Going To Have Pain’
Another Black Conservative: ObamaCare 3.0?
Are you Freakin’ Stupid?: How Stupid And Insane Is Harry Reid? “Only 36,000 People Lost Their Jobs Last Month… Which Is Really Good.”
VotingFemale: Sen Blanche Lincoln throws Obama under the BUS
The Daley Gator: *VIDEO* Douchebag Harry Reid: “Today Is A Big Day In America. Only 36,000 People Lost Their Jobs Today, Which Is Really Good.”
The Lonely Conservative: Video: Harry Reid Celebrates Unemployment in America
The American Pundit: Harry Reid Celebrates Loss of 36,000 Jobs
Americans Against Obama: Harry Reid – Only 36,000 People Losing Jobs is a Great Day
Nice Deb: By The Way – Obama Was Wrong About Insurance Premiums
Frugal Café Blog Zone: Olbermann Will Freak Out & Call These Health Care Protesters “Racists” & Obama’s Nose Picking During Summit (video)
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THANK YOU for posting this!
Vicki you are beyond creative, what a funny post. You rock!, I’ve redone my site new brand name charging elephant, same url, come by and check it out. Thanks again for the mornings, bust up. Jim
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Don’t blame these idiots.
When you have your head up your a$$, you’re both blind AND deaf.
Talk about trying to perform well under harsh conditions !
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