Too Funny: Jay Leno Learns Meghan McCain’s Love Life Has Been Ruined by Sarah Palin (video)
Posted By Vicki McClure Davidson on May 30, 2011
Meghan McCain has no dating life, and it's all Sarah Palin's fault - here is Meggie, who took this photo of herself in a mirror holding a copy of an Andy Warhol book and proudly wearing her most special push-up bimbo bra
Darned that insensitive Sarah Palin, ruining poor liberal-wannabe Meghan McCain’s love life!
Princess Meggie’s rambling self-absorption and lack of command of the English language wouldn’t have anything to do with eligible guys running in horror from her once she opens her mouth, now would it?
Hilarious.
Doug Powers opines:
If Sarah runs for president, McCain might as well go ahead and join a convent.
Here’s the video in its full glory. I counted 13 “likes” in the first 45 seconds — that’s one “like” every 3.46 seconds, which I do believe breaks the record held by Moon Unit Zappa. Congrats, Meghan!
Why am I guessing that it’s not the guys who mention Sarah Palin first?
From The Other McCain, Comedy Gold: Meghan McCain Blames Her Lousy Dating Life on Sarah Palin:
America’s Most Famous Dumb Blonde:
Jay Leno: Are you dating anyone?
Meghan McCain: No. I’m in, like, dating Babylon. Like, I go on dates with men and, literally, like Sarah Palin will come up in like the first 20 minutes, and that doesn’t put me in the mood. Like, talking about Sarah Palin. And they just want to know gossip, and I’m just kind of taking a little hiatus from dating right now, because I just don’t want to talk about Sarah Palin.This is the part of the blog post where normally I’d include some snarky comment about why Meghan’s dating life is really so bad.
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UPDATE: Just to make sure nobody ever forgets that she’s a victim, Meghan McCain reminds the New York Times:
I wake up every morning with large breasts, and it doesn’t affect me. But people had a meltdown when I posted a photo of myself on Twitter. I found such extreme sexism in it. I’ve spent as much of my career having my weight and body commented on as my writing and politics.
Oh, how horrible a fate! To “wake up every morning with large breasts”! And to be hated for it . . .
From Legal Insurrection, Her watch is stuck at 14:59:
I think she broke it to preserve that last second of fame, but we’re stuck with the pathetic complaints of a complete phony who loves to call attention to herself so she can complain that people are paying attention to her, and yes, she can’t help pointing out that which she objects to people talking about, even when they were not talking about it.
Will someone please get that last second to tick off.
From The Lonely Conservative, If Sarah Palin Runs for President and Wins Meghan McCain May Never Date Again!:
Everyone’s wondering if Sarah Palin’s bus tour of Northeastern states means she’s planning a run for the presidency. Nobody knows for sure but Palin and perhaps her family. But if she does run, and wins, spoiled little Meghan McCain may never date again!
From Fire Andrea Mitchell!, Meghan McCain like totally blames her dating issues on Sarah Palin:
As if California and Los Angeles couldn’t get any worse, it seems doughgirl Meghan McCain has moved out there now. New York gets spared and California has to take on another two tons of ego, lard, and god knows what else. Remember, The cackling hags on The View said it was cool to call females a slut, so I can say whatever I want about this fat tub of lard, though I wouldn’t call her a slut. Anyway, it seems poor old Meghan Mac ‘N Cheese is having dating issues out in Los Angeles, and it’s all Sarah Palin’s fault! Like totally!
I’ve pointed this out about Meghan before:
Sen. McCain’s spoiled little princess had a deplorable, angry-princess hissy fit a while back when she couldn’t get an extra BFF into a White House dinner (do you KNOW who I am?). She has snottily slammed Michelle Malkin, Ann Coulter, Sarah and Bristol Palin, Joe the Plumber, Christine O’Donnell, and other conservatives on her blog and in interviews. She’s publicly bashed tea partiers, saying they’re racist and “aren’t as important as they think they are.” Has she ever been less than glowing about liberals, even the ultra-radical socialists and Marxists?
McCain calls herself a “Progressive Republican” — which sounds like an oxymoron, as is “Meghan McCain intelligence.”
Blaming Sarah Palin for her lack of a dating life falls right in line with Meggie’s perpetual “you must feel sorry for me because I’m a rich victim” mentality.
A dyed-in-the-wool liberal outlook. John must be so proud.
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